Egg Coffee, Water Puppets, and Street Karaoke—Just an Average Day in Hanoi

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Here’s the thing about being next to the lobby: we couldn’t even be mad when we were awoken at 6:30 in the morning by kids playing. Because they were in the lobby of a hotel—a notoriously busy place. Either way, we decided we wanted to check out and find somewhere else. So we packed up again and found a new hotel.

The hotel we picked ended up being very boutique and cute. The concierge, Brian, was so happy to see us and check us in. He had been living in Hanoi his whole life, so he had good recommendations for food and things to do. Unfortunately, we went 0/3 on recs. One was closed for cleaning, one we couldn’t find, and one we went to the wrong place (but ended up eating there later, and it was amazing).

We received the warmest service at MAISON de CHARME, which was also in the heart of the city.

He also helped us book a tour for Ha Long Bay for the next day (he was so nice and upfront about his commission—and the tour ended up being incredible!)

We originally planned to do the food tour for lunch, but that tour was booked—so they put us onto the 2:30 instead. We had some time to kill, so we went to get a quick bite (that’s when we couldn’t find the right place). Well, first, we had to get money out of an ATM to pay for the tour and hotel (and Vietnamese banks have extremely low maximums per transaction, so we had to go back a couple times).

But anyway, with cash on hand, we stumbled into this old french-colonial style building (it reminded us of New Orleans) and decided to get a small lunch. Eric got broken rice with a pork chop (com tam, a very traditional farmer’s dish), Sarah got a croissant with condensed milk, and we split a pumpkin soup. The food was amazing! We later looked the place up when we got internet, and found that it had amazing reviews.

Balocong was a nice oasis from the craziness outside and below in the Old Quarter of Hanoi.
Food was also top notch!

From there, we went to our coffee class that was apparently part of our ticket (we didn’t read the fine print enough I suppose). Or what we thought what our coffee class, but the booking company gave us the address for the booking company office instead of the restaurant. Oops.

They offered to call us a cab when we got there, but we told them we’d walk since it was only 10 minutes away. We sped to the coffee shop and showed up about a minute late. The teacher was very surprised we were there. We don’t think the booking company told them we were going to be attending since we changed times—but we got that sorted out and sat down.

The course was such an unexpected surprise. The lady running it showed us how to make coffee the traditional way, and then we used the coffee in four different classic Vietnamese coffee drinks: black, brown, white, and egg coffee. The color coffees are basically coffee with varying amounts of water and sweetness, but the egg coffee was the star of the show.

So many eggs and there were only 5 of us! (2 eggs per coffee)

Egg coffee sounds weird, but it’s delicious. During the war (WWII, not… uh… the other prominent one), milk was hard to come by. So a shop owner, who wanted a creamy latte-type foam, beat eggs into a meringue-like texture to put on coffee. It still exists to this day, and we both loved it (and it’s easy to make at home)!

We’re going to work on our latte art when we get back to our espresso machine in the States (thanks Dave!)

Instead of sugar, they generally use condensed milk (luckily Eric had a lot of lactaid)—and the coffee is strong! They commonly use robusta instead of arabica (which isn’t as common in the rest of the world). Robusta happens to have twice the caffeine content of arabica, so we were absolutely wired after the class.

Our tour guide, Phong, picked us up from the coffee shop and started to walk us to different food stops. It turned out that everyone must have booked the earlier tour, because it was just us and the guide. He was a university student who just happened to like food, and he knew all the good spots and culture behind many of the popular foods.

Our tour guide also taught us some cool iPhone camera tricks. Also, notice the bridge for the island museum in the background. It’s featured later.

We tried a great Banh Mi spot (usually a quick breakfast food; also, second note: this is the place the hotel owner tried to recommend us to that we couldn’t find) and then went for Nem Nuong, which is sort of a fresh spring roll you make yourself with pork sausage. The students eat it as a snack to socialize before heading out for beer or dessert. So good!

The bread is exactly like a good New Orleans po-boy.
This was Sarah’s favorite dish—fresh and crunchy. This is also about when she wanted to throw in the towel for the remainder of the tour as it was a lot of food.

Next up was Phong’s favorite breakfast: Ban Cuon: fresh rice paper filled with pork and mushroom, eaten with fish sauce and chilis. We even went to a place that showed us how to make the rice paper! It was pretty good, but definitely not something we’d think of for breakfast.

We walked a little around the old quarter, where Phong gave us some history and a little tour of landmarks. There’s even an old cathedral that’s beautiful, surrounded by hanging trees—but we couldn’t stay too long.

Takes us back to our wedding… only one month ago.

The main course seemed to be a place that the guide company puts on all the tours, since we saw some other foreigners with guides in there. It was mixed dry noodles and spring rolls, which were both pretty ok (noodles aren’t Eric’s favorite). We were also pretty full from the other food, so we didn’t quite eat it all.

From there, we got a local beer (“fresh beer”) and chilled on the sidewalk, which is very common everywhere in Hanoi. A tiny cat even came and sat on Eric’s lap to get pet (aggressively).

This cat loved Eric. Lots of locals were laughing as Eric was aggressively cuddled by this guy. We miss Perl and Einstein 🐱

Eric tried Nem Chua, a raw fermented pork in banana leaf. Phong warned us that it sometimes upset tourists’ stomachs, but Eric was unfazed. It was delicious and salty (perfect to go with beer!).

Sarah has no idea how Eric didn’t have stomach issues after eating this raw fermented pork.

On the way, Phong also said that not many tourists try “balut” (a half developed duck egg) even though it’s amazing, so of course Eric had to try that too. They flagged down a lady on the street carrying them in a basket on a stick over her shoulder. There were three parts: the yolk, the body, and a sort of “sac” thing that didn’t have much taste. It was actually pretty good (though the sac wasn’t Eric’s favorite part). Somehow, Eric felt fine after everything.

Should have expected a semi-developed egg to be crunchy on the inside. 😬

Last stop on the tour was dessert, where we got some mango sticky rice and fresh fruit in almond milk, which was light and a great end to the tour. We exchanged contacts with Phong to maybe have a beer later, and made our way to the theater to see a traditional puppet show.

The show wasn’t for a little, so we went to the little museum on the island in “Returned Sword Lake”, where we saw giant stuffed turtles (one of the sacred animals in Thailand). They were huge!

Timing worked out perfectly to stop by this museum before the puppet show!

Water puppetry is a traditional Vietnamese art form that started by rice farmers in their wet fields to teach parables to kids. Since it’s for children, it’s very simple and emotive, so it’s perfect for tourists who don’t understand the language. We ended up getting an audio guide anyway, and it was nice to have a little extra context.

The music was so amazing. The musicians played traditional Vietnamese instruments, including an intense solo by an instrument with only a single string. Sarah loved watching all of the masters at work.

Sound on for this bootleg video.

We were pretty tired, but we found out that it was a big night in the old quarter. They ban cars and make it a walking neighborhood, with lots of street food and street shops. We walked around a bit, and we came across a band playing in the middle of the street with a hundred people around. The singer was amazing!

Sarah noticed a girl being pushed into the circle by her friends, and they gave her the mix to start singing (she was also amazing). We asked someone next to us and found out it was all karaoke. It was crazy.

Now this is Karaoke!

We eventually made our way back to the hotel and crashed. We had an early bus to Ha Long Bay, which ended up being gorgeous! More for tomorrow.

The festivities of the weekend market were just getting started as we were winding down.
It was fun being around all the energy while we enjoyed our last treat of the day: rolled kiwi ice cream.

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